Thu, 13 August 2020
What do you do when you’re being oppressed by some asshole wearing a crown? What do you do when Hitler is gathering forces to storm your shores? What do you do when you live in a country that has an obnoxious old man with the temperament of a spoiled toddler as the president?
Well, my friends, there is only one thing you can do. Launch a Wizard War!
This week we talk about the use of magic to battle oppression and Mike walks us through the ritual to Bind Trump and all those who abet him. Yes, this episode will teach you all how to become a Warrior Wizard!
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Wed, 29 July 2020
Wed, 22 July 2020
This week, Mike takes a look at some famous supposed UFO crashes that us true believers, we accept as the possible real deal but have some surprising bits of info that could explain them as perfectly reasonable things. If you think Unidentified Flying Objects are perfectly reasonable.
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Wed, 15 July 2020
Hey everyone! We hope you are doing great and thank you for listening!
This week, we cover a modern classic. One of our favorites. The Nightcrawlers. We felt it was time to check in on those goofy little guys and see if there is any new sightings (There is.) Clear up some of the cloudy history behind them and introduce you to their way creepier cousin, The Carmel Area Creature: The Not Cute Nightcrawler.
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Thu, 9 July 2020
This week, learn all about the amorphous blob and/or spoOoOoOoky Scooby Doo sheet ghost known as the Kinderhook blob/monster/creature.
Also, time for another round of Mike gets scared in the woods by something completely normal.
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Wed, 1 July 2020
If you were to hear the term Devil’s Hole with no context, what would be your first thought? Would you rush to Urban Dictionary to find out what sort of ungodly sex act it was? Maybe you’d be flooded with visions of a taco night gone awry. Maybe you’d just think it’s another name for Hell.
Well friends, all of those instances, you’d be wrong. You see, the Devil’s hole is a name for cave near Niagara Falls, NY that holds an evil spirit that is known for cursing European explorers. While researching this particular Devil’s Hole, we found that there is another place in the Western United States that is potentially the home of a subterranean race of humanoids.
Fart jokes and mysterious abound, this week, on The What Cast.
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Wed, 17 June 2020
Thanks for listening and we hope you are well! This week we talk about the documentary: The Hat Man: Documented Cases of Pure Evil. Heeeey, I thought The Hat Man was some stuff from a movie?! Oh, you wish he was. The fact is, people have been reporting actual interactions with a shadowy hat sporting figure seen creeping out of closets, taunting families, snatching babies and choking kids all over the world for decades!
Join us as we discuss the film, the phenomenon, and more!
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Wed, 10 June 2020
Do you choose the red pill, or the blue one?
What? Wait! No! The speckled green one was not a choice. Aw, Hell. You’ve done glitched the Matrix…Again!
This week on The What Cast, we discuss glitches in the Matrix and the mysterious case of Erin Valenti. At some point in there, we also announce the winner of the drawing for those who left comments, so keep your ear holes WIIIIIDE open if you’ve left us an ITunes review over the past few weeks.
Thanks for the support your guys. Remember, this is just a simulation. There is nothing to fear. There is nothing to fear. There is nothing.
Thu, 4 June 2020
We all know that the ocean wants to kill you at any given moment. Not only does the ocean want to kill you, there are things in the ocean that will gladly venomize, eat, poison, drown,or dismember you.
It is with this in mind that we bring you the legend of the Lusca. Is it a squid? Is it an octoshark? Maybe people just need swimming lessons. Who knows?
Sorry for the short episode. Replacing needed equipment has proven difficult in this strange time.
Be safe everyone
Thu, 28 May 2020
Hey everyone! Sorry for the delay. As you will be able to tell, we ran into some big time technical issues 5 seconds before recording, so instead of bailing, we took an extra day to clean up what we got.
Thu, 21 May 2020
Are you guys sick of the UFO talk yet? IT DOESN'T MATTER! We are gonna talk about this forever. For. Ev. Er.
On today's menu, we present to you, The Zanfretta abduction case from Italy. Here we have the tale of a private security guard that was approached by gnarly 50s style monster aliens.
What follows is an insane tale of monsters and abduction. And probably bad jokes, cause that's what we do.
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Wed, 6 May 2020
Hey everyone! We hope you are well! This week we go over the new developments in the world of UFOs and Disclosure. The government made some interesting announcements that change the world we live in and it may have pass over everyone’s heads.....again. Join us as we talk about all that, a giveaway and meet the newest member of the team: Blippy Head of Security
Wed, 29 April 2020
We are back at it again, folks. We are here to discuss another curse! We know that everyone loves a good curse story, and when you can involve a tale of lost love and combine it with a vengeful murder ghost, it gets even better.
This week, we look into the Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma. What causes these drownings? Is it bad luck? Chance? The ghost of a sad native girl seeking her lost love? If it’s the ghost option, then what’s up with the weirdness described in old Native legends in the area that seem to predate the story of Princess Ronkonkoma?
No matter what the cause, The What Cast will be hosting a post-COVID beach party on the shore of Lake Ronkonkoma. Floatation devices will be optional!
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Fri, 24 April 2020
Bigfoot doesn’t get enough love from us. It seems like he often takes a back seat to aliens, and barn owls, and cyborg former president turned tyrant time-lord. To try and make it up to the big guy, we decided to talk about the spooky case of the Lake that No Man Has Ever Fished.
We then turn our attention to evidence and get into the topic of the big feets themselves. Ya know…the prints.
The story we discuss in this episode was found on Bob Gymlan’s YouTube channel (LINKED HERE), why not go over there, give him a like and a subscribe, maybe tell him to come on the What Cast in his comment section. Yeah…that’s the ticket!
Wed, 15 April 2020
We have all heard of the grays and the reptoids, but another alien group that is often overlooked are the Tall Whites. Former airman in the US Airforce, Charles Hall has an amazing story regarding his interactions with the Tall Whites while stationed at a Military base.
This week, Mateo and Mike discuss the documentary film, Walking with the Tall Whites, which details Charles Hall’s experiences. Is it real? Was Mr. Hall another victim of a military psy-op? You be the judge!
Wed, 8 April 2020
Do you like UFOs? Strange disappearances? How’s about, TRIANGLES?! Well, then, have we got a show for you.
This week we discuss all of those things and so much more, as well as going off on a tangent regarding 80’s toys nostalgia. Join us as we discuss the Bennington Triangle!
Wed, 1 April 2020
Hey everyone! We hope you are well!!! This week we talk about the Kalahari UFO Crash of 1989. All stories and/or claims of cashed alien spacecraft are strange by nature. This South African UFO Crash story may not be a story at all and British UFO Investigator said he had the evidence to prove it; by way of false documents! Wait, what?
Just as a side note: We had a lovely, very rare, not often seen by us What Casters encounter with a skype bed shit/computer death combo.Exquisite, we know. We don't think this is a good time to leave you guys hanging, so we patched it up best we could rather than scrap the entire episode. Sorry for the quality fluxuations
Thu, 26 March 2020
Guys…it’s been a while. You look a little taller. Is that a new beard, ma’am? It looks lovely.
Yeah, we’ve been gone for a little while. It’s been a crazy time, and we very much apologize. This week, we wanted to come back and give you guys an update on what’s been up with us, and some things we have in the works for the show in the near future. We also kind of felt like we HAD to talk about the new plague, but we don’t get in too deep and we try to keep it light.
So, welcome back to The What Cast. Bring on the weird!
Thu, 5 March 2020
GUYS! Guys? GUYS!!!
Wanna hear a story about a strange man, only visible to children, that can shoot freeze rays from his eyes? How’s about we throw in a mysterious floating arm? Oh, not good enough for you? There’s also UFOs involved. You wanna hear it now? You’re God damned you do!
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Wed, 26 February 2020
Hey everybody, and thank you for listening to The What Cast. This week we cover a story that may be one of the earliest accounts of a Bigfoot attack in American history. Instead of just leaving a link to the story in the show notes like usual, this time we took the opportunity to actually read it to you, then we discuss the case while Mike’s cat tries it’s best to take over the podcast. We hope you enjoy “The strangest story ever told” and thank you for listening.
Thu, 13 February 2020
We've talked a lot on this show about certain paranormal "hotspots", and the variety of weird situations that have occured in these areas. What if these areas became hotspots for a reason?
Wed, 5 February 2020
Friends, we invite you to join us in watching a number of videos that allegedly show anomalous creatures in the wild. Is it Bigfoot? Perhaps an escaped ape? Maybe it’s Uncle Jimbo, drunk in last year’s Halloween costume. Please watch along with us and let us know your opinions. Let’s start a discussion. If you think Mike needs to stop being Joe Nickell, maybe shoot him a message and tell him to unwind his pantaloons.
Anyway, check these videos out. Follow the link below!
We will only share YouTube links to keep you off the creepy sites ;)
Thanks for listening!
Thu, 23 January 2020
Basically, this episode is about the occasions when exorcisms and demonic possessions turn deadly. As if having a stupid demon sharing the space of your brain and trying to eat your soul was bad enough, now you have to worry about crazy, over-zealous religious fanatics starving you to death or chopping you and your family up into little pieces.
Let’s be real, death should never be the punishment in these cases. Sometimes a good dose of mental help would go a long way in clearing this up.
So…if you or someone you love is possessed by a demon thing, try not to kill them, k?
Wed, 15 January 2020
When you think of the term soothsayer you likely imagine a crusty old bearded guy warning Julius Ceasar to beware the Ides of March. Either that or you wonder to yourself what the Hell a Soothsayer is. Whether you want to call them a fortune teller, a seer, a psychic, these guys are known for foretelling future events. This week we take a look at the Grand Daddy of them all, Nostradamus. Nostradamus is known for predicting many future events using vague and poetic language. Some of these prophesies are hoaxes, spread around the internet, others could be misinterpretations. Maybe some are legit. Look, man. I don’t claim to know the answers to the future, that’s above my pay grade.
Anyway, this episode, Mateo goes over a bunch of poems that point to the future apocalypse and Mike tries to convince him that Nostradamus was just writing biblical fan fiction.
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Wed, 8 January 2020
The term “Star Gate” really kind of jumped into the public eye with the release of the Kurt Russell movie in the 90s. Before that time, most people had no idea what the Hell a star gate was, or even that it was (maybe) a thing.
Well, friends, this week we decided to devote this episode to reviewing the Kurt Russell/James Spader classic in all its glory. We will get into behind the sce-
Wait. What? Oh.
Ok. Change of plans guys. I’m sorry to let you down, but we will not be extensively reviewing Star Gate, instead we are going to talk about areas around the world that may potentially harbor a star gate. We will get into conspiracies behind the wars in Iraq, make a brief stop in Egypt, and talk about Kurt Russell’s buzz cut.
Man…What a movie, eh?