Wed, 5 December 2018
As humans, we've been deeply involved in thousands or wars throughout history. Typically, it's one culture/nation against another. Some conspiracy theorists would have you believe that there is an on-going war against some alien power that we have been struggling against for damn near 100 years.
One thing that we don't often hear about is the war against the Bigfeet...Bigfoots? Bigfooted...Sasquatches. Yeah, the human/sasquatch war. That's the ticket.
Maybe it's not a full on war, but there have been some noted skirmishes that resulted in deaths on both sides. Maybe this was a territorial spat, maybe it was deep seeded hatred, left over from an ancient war between our races. Listen to the missive from Director Jones for more on this...
Maybe people are just dicks and stole Bigfoot's beef jerky one too many times.