Dec 5, 2018
As humans, we've been deeply involved in thousands or wars
throughout history. Typically, it's one culture/nation
against another. Some conspiracy theorists would have you
believe that there is an on-going war against some alien power that
we have been struggling against for damn near 100 years.
One thing that we don't often hear about is the war against
the Bigfeet...Bigfoots? Bigfooted...Sasquatches. Yeah, the
human/sasquatch war. That's the ticket.
Maybe it's not a full on war, but there have been some noted
skirmishes that resulted in deaths on both sides. Maybe this
was a territorial spat, maybe it was deep seeded hatred, left over
from an ancient war between our races. Listen to the missive
from Director Jones for more on this...
Maybe people are just dicks and stole Bigfoot's beef jerky one
too many times.