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What do you do when you’re being oppressed by some asshole wearing a crown?  What do you do when Hitler is gathering forces to storm your shores?  What do you do when you live in a country that has an obnoxious old man with the temperament of a spoiled toddler as the president?

Well, my friends, there is only one thing you can do.  Launch a Wizard War!

This week we talk about the use of magic to battle oppression and Mike walks us through the ritual to Bind Trump and all those who abet him.  Yes, this episode will teach you all how to become a Warrior Wizard!

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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 3:12pm PDT

Read it and weep:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/23/us/politics/pentagon-ufo-harry-reid-navy.html

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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 6:11pm PDT

Hey everyone!

This week, Mike takes a look at some famous supposed UFO crashes that us true believers, we accept as the possible real deal but have some surprising bits of info that could explain them as perfectly reasonable things. If you think Unidentified Flying Objects are perfectly reasonable. 

Thanks for listening and STAY SAFE 

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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 10:59am PDT

Hey everyone! We hope you are doing great and thank you for listening!

This week, we cover a modern classic. One of our favorites. The Nightcrawlers. We felt it was time to check in on those goofy little guys and see if there is any new sightings (There is.) Clear up some of the cloudy history behind them and introduce you to their way creepier cousin, The Carmel Area Creature: The Not Cute Nightcrawler. 

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Carmel

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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 3:05pm PDT

This week, learn all about the amorphous blob and/or spoOoOoOoky Scooby Doo sheet ghost known as the Kinderhook blob/monster/creature.

 
Also, time for another round of Mike gets scared in the woods by something completely normal. 
 
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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 4:44pm PDT

If you were to hear the term Devil’s Hole with no context, what would be your first thought?  Would you rush to Urban Dictionary to find out what sort of ungodly sex act it was?  Maybe you’d be flooded with visions of a taco night gone awry.  Maybe you’d just think it’s another name for Hell.

 

Well friends, all of those instances, you’d be wrong.  You see, the Devil’s hole is a name for cave near Niagara Falls, NY that holds an evil spirit that is known for cursing European explorers.  While researching this particular Devil’s Hole, we found that there is another place in the Western United States that is potentially the home of a subterranean race of humanoids.

 

Fart jokes and mysterious abound, this week, on The What Cast.

 

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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 11:50am PDT

Hey everyone!

Thanks for listening and we hope you are well! This week we talk about the documentary: The Hat Man: Documented Cases of Pure Evil. Heeeey, I thought The Hat Man was some stuff from a movie?! Oh, you wish he was. The fact is, people have been reporting actual interactions with a shadowy hat sporting figure seen creeping out of closets, taunting families, snatching babies and choking kids all over the world for decades! 

No kiddin. 

Join us as we discuss the film, the phenomenon, and more!

 

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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 2:09am PDT

Do you choose the red pill, or the blue one?

 

What? Wait! No! The speckled green one was not a choice.  Aw, Hell.  You’ve done glitched the Matrix…Again!

 

This week on The What Cast, we discuss glitches in the Matrix and the mysterious case of Erin Valenti.  At some point in there, we also announce the winner of the drawing for those who left comments, so keep your ear holes WIIIIIDE open if you’ve left us an ITunes review over the past few weeks.

 

Thanks for the support your guys.  Remember, this is just a simulation.  There is nothing to fear.  There is nothing to fear. There is nothing.

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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 3:51pm PDT

We all know that the ocean wants to kill you at any given moment. Not only does the ocean want to kill you, there are things in the ocean that will gladly venomize, eat, poison, drown,or dismember you. 

 
It is with this in mind that we bring you the legend of the Lusca. Is it a squid? Is it an octoshark? Maybe people just need swimming lessons. Who knows?
 
Sorry for the short episode. Replacing needed equipment has proven difficult in this strange time. 
 
Be safe everyone
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Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 11:56am PDT

Hey everyone! Sorry for the delay. As you will be able to tell, we ran into some big time technical issues 5 seconds before recording, so instead of bailing, we took an extra day to clean up what we got.

This week, we talk about the ever freaky phenomenon of the Stick Men. What? No! But yes! People have been reporting seeing thin, 2D stick men for a lot longer than you’d might think as well!

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Direct download: 323.mp3
Category:Paranormal -- posted at: 4:30pm PDT