Mon, 9 March 2015
By "they" I mean the Nightcrawlers, and apparently they've brought Aldo with them. The three of us sit down and discuss the apparent Eastbound migration of the ever spooktacular, two-legged beasties we've come to refer to as "The Nightcrawlers". After appearing a few years ago in California, they have recently been spotted in Ohio. We can only assume they are planning on reaching the Atlantic Coast. God only knows what horror they have in store for us once they reach their goal. Kiss your children and batten down the hatches. This could get scary.